Welcome to The RG2E, Y’All!!!
Your new destination site for the Best in Ereading!!!
What a Launch Day we’ve got for ya!
And let’s kick ‘er off with one heckuva superfab collection of RG2E Ebooks of The Day (EOTD)!!!
Our goal here at The RG2E is to have an Ebook that tickles your Ereading fancy each and every day…and to do that, we’re featuring a variety of genres each day!
Today’s EOTD, feature Ebooks in the following genres/sub-genres:
Humor (Non-fiction Humorous Essays)
Anthologies (short story collections)
Ebook Boxed Sets (where you get several Ebooks with one download)
To help streamline the process for you and make it very easy to locate Ebooks in the genres you luuuvvv reading, we’ll list each day’s EOTD here on our home page, matching ‘em up with their genres/sub-genres, a short blurb and their buy links too. You can then – beginning around noon each day – simply click on the RG2E Page for your fave genres and get even more scoop on each of these books as well as scoop on the authors too.
Let’s take a waaay fun closer look at today’s EOTD…
***Note: Prices are subject to change, but these were the prices at the time our post was prepared.
Author – Gordon Kirkland
Word Count: 34,000
My Slice Of Life Is Full Of Gristle is Gordon Kirkland’s ninth book, and
seventh collection of short humorous essays. Three of his previous
collections have received Canada’s Stephen Leacock Award of Merit For
Humour. In addition, Kirkland has written two full-length novels, Crossbow
and The Plight Before Christmas..
This latest book is sure to please Kirkland’s many fans around the world as
he returns with a collection of over 40 essays covering topics ranging from
prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs to the experience of swimming
alongside a 9-foot shark. He covers his topics with the same sense of fun
and frivolity that has marked his previous books, and led reviewers to
proclaim him “one of North America’s premier humorists.”
Long-time fans and those who have just discovered Kirkland’s writing will
enjoy these examples of his gristly slice of life!
Author: Talli Roland
Price: 99 Cents
Word Count: 84,000
Slave to the rich and the rude, cosmetic surgery receptionist Serenity Holland longs for the day she’s a high-flying tabloid reporter. When she meets Jeremy Ritchie — the hang-dog man determined to be Britain’s Most Eligible Bachelor by making himself over from head to toe and everything in between — Serenity knows she’s got a story no editor could resist.
With London’s biggest tabloid on board and her very own column tracking Jeremy’s progress from dud to dude, Serenity is determined to be a success. But when Jeremy’s surgery goes drastically wrong and she’s ordered to cover all the car-crash goriness, Serenity must decide how far she really will go for her dream job.
Authors: Alicia Street and Roy Street
Price: 99 Cents
Word Count: 76,000
A roller coaster of a romance between a divorced dad and a dance teacher.
Ballet instructor Casey Richardson takes an immediate dislike to the brash, arrogant Drew Byrne when he pulls his nine-year-old son out of her “silly” dance class. Still, she cannot help noticing his smoking hot body and bedroom eyes.
A working class girl raised in the small fishing and farming community on Long Island’s rural North Fork, Casey knows all too well how easily a girl can get hurt by the notorious womanizing hunks that flourish on the South Fork in the Hamptons. Men like Drew Byrne.
The last thing she needs is for him to be the only one who can save her from losing her dance academy, the dream she has worked so hard to turn into a reality.
Remarrying is definitely off Drew’s list of things to do. As head of his Fortune 500 trucking company, he enjoys his wealth and has no problem keeping it a game with some of the world’s most beautiful women. So why should his son’s challenging, straight talking dance teacher get under his skin in a way no other female has?
Sure, Casey Richardson has luminous brown eyes and a lean, taut body that drives him nuts, but he’s seen plenty in his day with the supermodels he is used to dating. He tells himself it is because Casey is the only one who was able to bring his shy, uncommunicative son out of his shell. But even that isn’t it.
Bewildered, Drew decides he just might make use of those ridiculous psychic readings he won at North Cove’s Annual Fourth Of July Bazaar raffle. Little does he know the local psychic who donated the readings has taken off last minute for some trekking in Tibet —and Casey was swayed into substituting for her with phone readings to the anonymous winner.
Add in a stint on a hit TV dance-off series, a cozy local coffee shop, a narcissistic rock star and a protective big brother to make KISS ME, DANCER a sexy, heartfelt and fun read.
Author: Gemma Halliday
Price: $3.99 – $4.99
Word Count: 85,000
L.A. shoe designer, Maddie Springer, lives her life by three rules:
Fashion. Fashion. Fashion. But when she stumbles upon the work of a
brutal killer, her life takes an unexpected turn from Manolos to
murder. And things only get worse when her boyfriend disappears -
along with $20 million in embezzled funds – and her every move is
suddenly under scrutiny by the LAPD’s sexiest cop. With the help of
her post-menopausal bridezilla of a mother, a 300 pound psychic and
one seriously oversexed best friend, Maddie finds herself stepping out
of her stilettos and onto the trail of a murderer. But can she catch a
killer before the killer catches up to her…
Author: Sibel Hodge
Word Count: 90,000
The Fashion Police was runner-up in the Chapter One Promotions Novel Competition 2010 and nominated Best Novel with Romantic Elements 2010 by The Romance Reviews. It is a screwball comedy-mystery, combining murder and mayhem with romance and chick-lit.
Amber Fox has been making too many mistakes lately and something’s got to give…
For starters, Amber accidentally shoots Chief Inspector Janice Skipper and gets thrown off the police force. The only one who knows the truth about the incident is Amber, but no one will believe her.
After accepting a job as an insurance investigator from her ex-fiancé, Brad Beckett, it turns out that Brad thinks they’ve still got unfinished business and the job description includes sexual favours that come with a price.
When fashion designer, Umberto Fandango, goes missing, Amber becomes embroiled in a complicated case. But Amber’s arch-enemy, Chief Inspector Skipper, is also investigating his disappearance, and it’s a race against time for Amber to solve the mystery before Skipper does and get her old job back. And just when Amber thinks things can’t get any worse, she’s being stalked by some crazy mobsters.
Who is Umberto Fandango? Is he dead? And can Amber stay one step ahead and stay alive?
Price: 99 Cents
Word Count: approx 30,000 words
HOOKED is a story of sex, greed, ambition, murder, revenge and assassination — and of a gifted doctor from a small town in Kentucky.
With a contemporary feel, the novel takes place in the mid-20th century when America was at the pinnacle of its power and prestige. Set in New York and Washington, a remote fishing village on the Turkish Riviera, Sweden, Vienna, Cairo and aboard Lydia, the world’s most beautiful yacht, the story centers on Gavin Jenkins, the brilliant, charismatic Dr. FeelGood.
Dr. Jenkins’ miracle treatments give patients everything they want: youth, beauty, radiant vitality and sexual potency. No wonder he is worshiped by the celebrities who become his patients. No wonder his influence runs from the private island of an enigmatic Turkish billionaire with a bloody secret to the crimson-draped bedroom of a depraved, Mid-eastern Prince; from the private dressing rooms of world-famous artists to the heights of international society and the inner sanctums of the White House itself.
The touch of his hands and the plunge of his needle made every fantasy come true. No wonder so many were HOOKED.
WARNING: HOOKED contains sexually explicit scenes. If you are offended by such material, please do not buy HOOKED.
Anthologies (short story collections):
Word Count: 75,000
With this debut launch of our brand new WG2E All-For-Indies Anthologies, we’re treating you to a terrific, one-of-a-kind approach to the anthology concept.
You’ll get a variety of genres all packaged together, with a variety of story-lengths too, as a wonderful way to discover authors new to you!
Plus, each WG2E Anthology is based on a different theme.
Here’s what we mean by that…
In our WG2E Winter Wonderland Anthology, we’re treating you to stories that yes, have a Winter Wonderland element, BUT definitely not in the average way.
You’ll never think of Winter Wonderland in quite the same way. For example…:
- “What’s goin’ on underneath all that snow?” for D. D. Scott’s A CUT ABOVE CRAZY
- “More than people wear goose down parkas in Winter” for Tonya Kappes BEAD OF DOUBT
- “There’s nothing like a sauna to thaw a cold spell” for Talli Roland’s MISTLETOE AND THE FIVE-YEAR ITCH
- “An Ice Queen can be much more than a very cold spouse” for Tamara Ward’s JADE O’REILLY AND THE ICE QUEEN
- “The flavors of Winter…as in Winter Green Mint, Anyone?” for Sibel Hodge’s THE S-WORD AND THE LADY GARDEN
- “Not only reindeer dance in the snow…unicorns do too” for Alicia Street’s SNOW DANCE
- “Breaking News: The All-Things Holidays Edition” for Lacy Maran & Kevin Michael’s NOTHING IS SACRED COMEDY’S GUIDE TO THE HOLIDAYS
- “More than the Earth dies in Winter” for Patrice Fitzgerald’s TILL DEATH DO US PART
- “There’s ice on the tracks, but not the kind you might think…” for Kathy Carmichael’s MAYHEM ON THE WINTERLAND EXPRESS
- “Not everyone loves pumpkin pie” for T.M. Souder’s DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
Happy Reading and Welcome to our WG2E All-For-Indies Anthologies!
Ebook Boxed Sets (where you get several Ebooks with one download):
Author: D. D. Scott
Price: $2.99 (for 6 books – including 5 full-length novels and 1 short story)
Word Count: approx. 300,000
Amazon and Barnes & Noble Top 100 Bestselling Romantic Comedy and Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back…this time, with a Special Edition Boxed Set, featuring the first six books from her Bootscootin’ and Cozy Cash Mysteries Series.
It’s Chick Lit Gone-Country…with a bunch of Bond, James Bond tossed-in.
This six-book set includes…
Think Sex and The City meets Urban Cowboy
A Manhattan apparel designer, who’s also a country line dancing queen, has traded in her stiletto-clad clientele for (1) the frequent shoppers of a Music City tractor supply store and (2) a tomato-grown’, bootscootin’ cowboy, but she must accept that her best fit is on the dance floor moving to her own style and his lead.
STOMPIN’ ON STETSONS
Think Hell’s Kitchen mixed with Meet The Fockers
A Manhattan-raised, culinary-schooled pastry chef, teams up with her favorite cowboy, a Meat n’ Three diner owner, to cater the wedding of a Music City socialite, but to get the job done, they must handle the heat sizzling between them while rising above their ex-factors as her ex is the wedding planner from hell and his is the bride-to-be.
BUCKLES ME BABY
Think paparazzi-hell and Ponzi-scheme fall-out meet home-shopping and Babies “R” Us
A Manhattan-raised, marketing and promotions impresario and her Nashville TN homebuilder beau are forced to face overnight fame from their success on a home shopping channel, but can they handle big business with twins on the way, especially when they’re dodging paparazzi-hell on account of one of their parents’ Ponzi-scheming past?
Think The Rachel Zoe Project meets Bond, James Bond and a Madoff-style, Ponzi-scheming King.
Zoey Witherspoon is a Rachel Zoe-esque Hollywood Stylist to The Stars – who’s also a wanna-be Stephanie Plum. She’s teamed-up with her very own Bond, James Bond-style double agent who’s about to bring down a Madoff-type, Ponzi-scheming King. Oh…and along for the adventure…try The Bootscootin’ Books Mom Squad – now a blue-haired version of Charlie’s Angels – plus all the rest of your fave Bootscootin’ characters too!
Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond…and the blue-hair version of Charlie’s Angels too…Under the Tuscan Sun.
Buckle your seatbelts! Cozy Cash Mystery, super-hot, international crime-fighting couple Roman Bellesconi and Zoey Witherspoon – now very Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond – once again team-up with The Bootscootin’ Books’ Mom Squad, now the blue-hair version of Charlie’s Angels, to recover billions of bunches of hedge fund cozy-cash…but this time, all Under the Tuscan Sun.
It’s a super-sonic speed, action-packin’ thrill-ride, full of pot-bellied pigs, hydrofoils, and gelato!
The Mom Squad Mini-Mayhem Mysteries are a unique treat for fans of D. D.’s Bootscootin’ & Cozy Cash Mystery Books…a short story-sized peek into her collection of interconnected books.
For Fluid Fulfillment, think Victoria’s Secret meets Kill Bill.
Each Mom Squad Mini-Mayhem Mystery (short story) will feature at least one of The Mom Squad quirky-crazy, blue-haired Charlie’s Angels wanna-be’s!
You’ll get to meet their extended families plus learn the unique skill each Mom Squad Member has been trained-to by The Cozy Cash Mysteries’ Quarter Master R.
Author: Cynthia Woolf
Word Count: 50,540
Audra is a normal grad student in law school in Boulder, Colorado. Until the day she finds out she isn’t. She’s a princess from the planet Centauri. Her mission, whether or not she chooses to accept it, is to marry an alien and save the world, in order to save her family.
Darius is charged with delivering his brother’s bride home to Centauri, ready to be queen. Falling in love isn’t just forbidden, it’s a death sentence for him and for his world.
What superfab fun EOTD, right?
How would you like to win an Ebook Gift Copy of any of these titles?
Each day, here at The RG2E, we’ll be Kindle, Nook and/or Smashwords E-Gifting up to 50 Ebooks from our EOTD List!!!
To be eligible to win, just sign-up for the Email Version of The RG2E, which means each and every day, you’ll receive the day’s EOTD Announcement right in your Email Inboxes. (The form to sign-up is on our Home Page.)
Let’s make our RG2E Launch Day even bigger though…
Would you also like to win a Kindle Fire?
Not only will The RG2E be giving away a bunch of Ereaders all year long, we’ll also keep y’all posted on who else is givin’ ‘em away too!
What an over-the-top fabulous event!!!
We’re sooo excited about this event that we just had to share it with y’all!!!
And stay-tuned as our own RG2E Ereader Giveaways will be announced soon with all scoop on the rules too.
Okay…that’s it for today’s Launch Post…
Oh, one more thing before we sign-off though…
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We’re building a wonderful Ereading Community here at The RG2E and can’t wait to get to know all of you!!!
Happy Ereading and The Best of The RG2E Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder