Join D. D. Scott’s Core Review Club and Get Each New Release FREE!!!

Wavin’ atchya, RG2E Peeps!

I’ve got a wonderful opportunity today for all of you superfab D. D. Scott-ville Readers…

As part of my brand new D. D. Scott Readers’ Community – D. D.’s Duckies – which y’all can find out about and join in D. D. Scott-ville

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I’ve launched a Core Review Club!!!

What does that mean?

If you sign-up in Ducky Central (our Yahoo Group) and agree to review each of my new releases on Amazon, I’ll treat the first 30 of you who ask for each new release to a Kindle Gift Copy!!! 

That’s all you gotta do – Sign Up, Read and Review!!!

And here’s the first book up for grabs…

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STUCK WITH A SLUT (The Stuck with a Series, Book 4)

Think Castle and Beckett, gone-country, meet The Chicago Madam and The Alchemyst

It’s a Paranormal Police Procedural

***Note: If you’re new to The Stuck with a Series…to celebrate the release of Book 4, The Stuck with a Series Boxed Set #1 (which includes Books 1-3 and the prequel too) is now available – for a limited time only – on Amazon for just 99 Cents!!!

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On Amazon (for just 99 Cents)

So download your copy of the Boxed Set for just 99 Cents and then sign-up for my Core Review Club and let me know you’d like a Kindle Gift Copy of STUCK WITH A SLUT for a “read and review,” and if you’re one of the first 30 peeps, it’s yours!!!

Oh, and wow are we gonna have some big-time fun in my D. D.’s Duckies Readers’ Community!!! Please let me know where you’re from too so that I can fill in your spot on our interactive maps!!!

The Best of Reading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

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It’s Official, RG2E Peeps…D. D. Scott-ville has gone Magickal…as in Magickal Mantras!!!

Wavin’ atchya, RG2E Peeps!!!

It’s official…D. D. Scott-ville has gone Magickal…as in Magickal Mantras!!!

Yesterday, I launched my first D. D. Scott Magickal Mantra:

D. D. Scott’s Magickal Mantras: #1 – An Apple a Day Brings Magick Your Way

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I’ve launched this new blog series to celebrate my new Belle Bishop, Queen of Witches, Books which will release beginning in late February with Book One – Practical Mischief!

Check your emails because yesterday, I Ebook Gifted 12 Copies of STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS to each of you who asked for one on January 3rd! 🙂 That’s the book in which you’ll first get to meet Belle!!!

To bring a little magick into your life in 2013, be sure to sign-up for my D. D. Scott-ville Blog by email (you can do that in the left sidebar of D. D. Scott-ville, underneath the “join this site” section). Also, sign-up for my Newsletter, which can also be done in that left sidebar, close to the top, under my profile.

While I finish up Belle’s first book – PRACTICAL MISCHIEF, y’all can enjoy STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS as well as the entire STUCK WITH A SERIES which is now available in a fabulous BOXED SET!!!

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Books 1-3 plus the Series Prequel for just $2.99!!!

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Here’s the scoop on this superfab set:

Amazon Top 100 Bestselling Humor Author D. D. Scott is back, along with her new co-author, David Slegg…this time, with their first Special Edition Boxed Set, featuring Books 1-3 of their Amazon Movers and Shakers List, Bestselling Series – The Stuck with a Series – and a short story prequel too.

Think Castle and Beckett gone-country with a bit of Bewitched, The Good Witch and Whoville tossed into the barnyard.

This four-book set includes…

STUCK WITH A SCHMUCK
(The Stuck with a Series Prequel)

What if you’re stuck with a schmuck on Cupid’s big day?

STUCK WITH A STIFF

The Stuck with a Series is Castle and Beckett gone-country with The Mom Squad, Betty Boop and My Cousin Vinny in the barnyard.

But this ain’t no ordinary barnyard. There’s a lot more than a crazy rooster missing from the chicken coop, a bad ass cow causing a bunch of trouble and a dog looking like a creature out of a storybook. There’s a stiff too. A stiff – as in a dead guy – in a snow drift near the chicken coop.

Things aren’t lookin’ too good for Nicky Blane, who owns the farm. He’s used to creating fictional stiffs for his bestselling novels, not defending himself from being framed for murder.

STUCK WITH A SPELL

For Stuck with a Spell – Book Two in the Series – there’s a bit of Bewitched tossed into the mix. Think hex an ex.

Nicky Blane, a Bestselling Author and Farmer-in-the-making, doesn’t need to look far to find creative inspiration for his novels. His crazy-ass Aunt Liza, a wanna-be witch, lives next door. But this time, she’s blown it big-time with a hex on her ex that’s gone a wee bit awry.

Think graveyards and Voodoo dolls, spell-casting and cauldrons, potions, raw emotions, and more.

STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS

What if Santa had a double knee replacement and had to put his BFF Father Time and The Mom Squad’s Grams in charge of The Big Red Ride?

For Stuck with Sleigh Bells – Book Three of the Stuck with a Series – and the series’ first holiday novella – think Castle and Beckett, The Good Witch and Maxine in Whoville.

Bonus Content Included:

D. D. also treats you to a Sneak Peek at her latest Christmas book – THE BILLIONAIRES’ CHRISTMAS CLUB – co-authored with Bestselling Amazon Author Theresa Ragan.

About the Authors:

D. D. Scott is an Amazon Top 100 Bestselling Humor Author. She’s the Co-Founder of The WG2E – The Writer’s Guide to E-Publishing, your destination site for Everything E-Publishing – and the Founder of The RG2E – The Reader’s Guide to E-Publishing – the destination site for the Best in Ereading. You can get all the scoop on her and her books in her new cyber home…D. D. Scott-ville.

David Slegg is a Debut Humorous Mystery Author. He grew up on a cattle farm on the banks of the Wabash River and studied Ag Economics at Purdue. In his spare time, he recently earned his MLIS (Master of Library and Information Science) from Simmons College in Boston.

PRAISE FOR D. D. SCOTT:

“…one of the top Romantic Comedy/Humorous Mystery writers out right now.” – ENT (Ereader News Today)

PRAISE FOR THE STUCK WITH A SERIES:

This was a cute, and quick read, that highlights the intricacies and downsides of living in a small town where just having an argument can make you a suspect in murder. Murder, romance, and humor. Enjoyable read. — clu

I subscribed to receive the serial format as soon as it was offered. I was bummed when I’d finish each new chapter, knowing I’d have to wait another week for the next one. Looking forward to seeing what D.D. and David come up with next. Highly recommend Stuck with a Stiff! — George H

“Superfab! WTG, DD & Dave, the hot, new Fun Couple of Serial!” — Ruth Harris, NYTimes Bestselling Author

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So, let’s get Magickal, RG2E Peeps!

If you’d like an Ebook Gift Copy of The STUCK WITH A SERIES BOXED SET, just let me know below, and you just might win one!!!  And, no worries, if you already have all of these books, let me know someone you think would luuuvvv this series, and I’ll Ebook Gift Copy them, letting them know you told me to! LOL!!! 🙂 ***I’ll need the person’s email address to Ebook Gift them…so, if you don’t want to leave it in the comments section, just Facebook or Twitter Direct Message me with their name and email address. Or, you can always email me at dd(dot)scott(at)live(dot)com.

The Best of RG2E Reading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

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In D. D. Scott-ville, We’re Goin’ “Magickal” in 2013!

Wavin’ atchya, RG2E Peeps!!!

I’m over the moon…as in this kinda over the moon…

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To treat you to a bunch of superfab fun and fabulous “witchery” in 2013!!!

Yep, in D. D. Scott-ville, we’re goin’ “Magickal”!!!

Here’s a couple of Bitchy Witchy Signs to get us in the mood…

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What does D. D. Scott-ville Goin’ Magickal mean?

For starters, in late February, my new humorous paranormal series – The Belle Bishop Books – will release with Book One: PRACTICAL MISCHIEF. Followed by Book Two and Book Three, PRACTICAL MADNESS and PRACTICAL MAYHEM.

Belle Bishop is the Queen of Witches…think very Catherine Zeta Jones but on a broom with some A-mazing magickal powers.

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Instead of a cat though, Belle has a terrific dog as her magickal “familiar” or sidekick. And guess what his name is?

Buckley Belle

Named after my very own “familiar,” Buckley…

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Here he is with his fave magickal tool…his ball bell!!! 🙂

Now then…not only will my new series debut in 2013, but also, I’ll be sharing my love of magickal spellcasting with all of you wonderful D. D. Scott-ville Peeps!

Each week, in D. D. Scott-ville,  I’ll treat you to a little practical magick spell or tool that I use in my own home. We’ll cover everything from prosperity spells to protection and love witchery to various healing and happiness magickal activities.

I’m a big believer in JK Rowling’s wise words:

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And I can’t wait to share with you what I’ve learned in my magickal journey!!!

Be sure to sign-up to follow D. D. Scott-ville by email, so you won’t miss a single magickal spell!!! (You can sign-up for the emailed version of my D. D. Scott-ville Blog right on the site’s home page along the left sidebar.)

In the meantime, you can get a Sneak Peek at Belle Bishop in my holiday release STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS, where she makes her first appearance and casts some fabulous magickal spells!!!

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Who all would like an Ebook Gift Copy of STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS? Let me know below, and I’ll Ebook Gift Copy you!!!

The Best of RG2E Reading Wishes and Blessed Be!!! — D. D. Scott

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For all of you RG2E Peeps who are Stuck with a Series Fans…STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS is Here!!!

Happy Monday, RG2E Peeps!!!

What if Santa had a double knee replacement and had to put his BFF Father Time and The Mom Squad’s Grams in charge of The Big Red Ride?

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That’s exactly what’s happened in our very first Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella!!!

For STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS, think Castle and Beckett and The Good Witch in Whoville…

Here’s a Sneak Peek at Chapter One:

CHAPTER ONE 

“Ring-a-ding-ding, Y’All!”

And no, I ain’t ringin’ some bell at a Salvation Army pot. Although, I do take part in that each holiday season.

But not today, folks. Not today.

I’m jinglin’ these damn sleigh bells as fast as my scrawny arms can shake ‘em ‘cause word has it that doing so this time of year could have some major ramifications.

First of all, it damn sure beats swallowing rocks. Would you believe that’s what those stupid ass Neanderthal cave men used to do? Before they figured out how to make bells, they swallowed rocks so their distended bellies would jingle when they were ready to mate. Romantic, right?

So, anyhoo…let’s get to my bells. Oh, but first, I’d better tell ya a bit about me.

I’m Lucy Weiss, retired from running my award-winning Meat n’ Three Diner in Nashville, Tennessee. Yep. Right there in Music City sits my diner, Lucy’s LunchBox Cafe. Every day, we serve up the Holy Trinity of White Vegetables – mac and cheese, white beans and mashed taters – plus the meat of your choice, barbecued, of course. Thus, we’re a Meat ‘n Three Diner. I can never understand why people can’t figure that out. But anyway, I’m Lucy. Although, my friends and family just call me Grams.

I guess I’m also a bit of what kids nowadays call a Quant. That’s a fancy name for one helluva computer genius – aka hacker. I can totally rock ‘n’ roll across any keyboard. And I can do things you ain’t never seen with a mouse.

Now then…about these bells…

I have it on good authority that ringing sleigh bells with gusto can not only ward off bad luck and evil spirits, and trust me, in this family, that’s important stuff. But also, these bells can attract meteorites!

Now, how cool would it be to see Santa Claus comin’ to town ridin’ the big ass tail of a meteorite?!

Okay. Just kidding…sort of. That’s not the reason I’m ringin’ bells. But, for the record, I do think Santa arriving by meteorite would be totally awesome.

And, since I’m gonna be piloting his sleigh this year, I do have a say in its operation. That’s right. You heard it straight from the main elf’s mouth. I, Lucy Weiss, am finally going to be able to check off the top item on my Bucket List, which is to be at the helm of Santa’s sleigh on the most magickal night of all nights. Yes indeed, hold onto your Santa hats! I’m in charge of this year’s Big Red Ride.

I’m so excited about this opportunity that I could stand out here, at Santa’s North Pole, along the fabulous shores of Lake Michigan, and jingle these damn bells all day long!

But wait…there’s more!

I’ve also been told by one of my sources that, if I’m the first sleigh bell dingler of the season, I’ll herald the arrival of Dietger, the gaily-clad King of Winter and his splendiferous Ice Court. Now, mind you, I’m a huge fan of the Ice Capades, but I’m thinkin’ this might even top that. Who’d settle for just reindeer when you could have reindeer on your roof-top and the Ice Capades too?!

That brings me to exactly why I’m putting everything I’ve got into shakin’ these bells.

I also have my own King of Winter, and he’ll be my sidekick in this grand adventure. That would be my significant other, and Santa’s BFF, Father Time. I hooked up with him last year during one helluva holiday hullabaloo right here at George and Suzie Witherspoon’s gingerbread house – aka Santa and Mrs. Claus’ North Pole.

But my Babycakes, Father Time, has some serious issues. Ever since Baby New Year busted his hourglass, he’s been in quite a funk. Nobody messes with Father Time’s scythe or his hourglass. And talk about bad timing. We’ve got exactly one month to pull off Christmas, so timing is EVERYTHING!

Luckily though, I’ve now got him trained better than one of Pavlov’s dogs. No more of that “like sands through the hourglass” soap opera baloney. In a manner of speaking, he’s been saved by the bells. Well, that or he’ll be salivating like hell.

Here he comes now…

Poor guy. He looks like he’s in a drunk and dazed stupor. Speaking of which, he drinks way too much of that silly elf Wanda Lu’s brandy and cocoa. Well, at least it takes his mind off of that damn hourglass. And…it makes the stress of being in charge of The Big Red Ride somewhat tolerable.

Now then…who would like an Ebook Gift Copy of STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS?! Let us know below, and you just might win one!!!

Here’s to wishing each of you a fabulous holiday season!!! — D. D. Scott and David Slegg

P.S. And thanks sooo very much to all of you fab RG2E Peeps for making STUCK WITH A STIFF (Book One of The Stuck with a Series) hit Amazon’s Top 100 Bestselling Police Procedurals List and for making STUCK WITH A SPELL (Book Two) hit Amazon’s Top 100 Bestselling Occult Books List. U rock!!! Welcome Back to our Stuck with a Series World!!!

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The Best of RG2E Reading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

D. D. Scott and David Slegg talk ‘Hex Your Ex’ in their latest release Stuck with a Spell

Happy Tuesday, RG2E Peeps!

Welcome to The RG2E and/or Welcome Back!

And Happy Halloween early!!!

STUCK WITH A SPELL (The Stuck with a Series Book Two) is here for just 99 Cents!!!

On Amazon

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For Stuck with a Spell – Book Two of the Stuck with a Series – think Castle and Beckett gone-country with a bit of Bewitched tossed into the mix.

And for all of you D. D. Scott Bootscootin’ Books and Cozy Cash Mystery Fans, The Mom Squad’s Grams joins the fun!

The Stuck with a Series is Castle gone-country with The Mom Squad and a crazy-ass aunt also in the barnyard. For Stuck with a Spell – Book Two in the Series – there’s a bit of Bewitched tossed into the mix. Think hex an ex.

Nicky Blane, a Bestselling Author and Farmer-in-the-making, doesn’t need to look far to find creative inspiration for his novels. His crazy-ass Aunt Liza, a wanna-be witch, lives next door. But this time, she’s blown it big-time with a hex on her ex that’s gone a wee bit awry.

Think graveyards and Voodoo dolls, spell-casting and cauldrons, potions, raw emotions, and more.

Bonus Content Included:

A Sneak Peek at D. D. and David’s first Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella – STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS – is also included.

What if the guy in the big red suit is sick and it’s up to Grams and her Significant Other, Father Time, to save Christmas?

Here’s one of our first reader’s reactions (straight off of Facebook the morning after its release):

“…after cleaning my house last night I thought i’d lay down and take a lil peek at your new book…I finished it at 2 this morning…… I had to read chapter 7 twice because it was sooo dang funny! Another FABULOUS book!” — Gina Maples Mashai

David and I just had a ball writing this one!

Wouldn’t we all luuuvvv to be able to ‘Hex an Ex’?! LOL! Whether it’s an Ex Spouse, Ex Friend, Ex Family Member, Ex Mailman (damn, I’ve had some crappy ones…how ’bout u?). You name it…but wouldn’t we get a kick out of helping karma out a bit? You know…along these lines:

Anyhoo…

So you Hex an Ex…but what if your spell goes a wee bit awry?

That’s the story question for this one and the inspiration behind it.

It’s Your Turn, RG2E Peeps: Who’d like to Hex an Ex? C’mon, don’t be shy…

Oh, and in the meantime, who’d like an Ebook Gift Copy of STUCK WITH A SPELL? Let us know below, and you just might win one!

The Best of RG2E Reading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

D. D. Scott on “Where Do Authors Get Their Ideas”

TGIF, RG2E Peeps!

Welcome to The RG2E and/or Welcome Back!

One of the questions, as authors, that we get asked most is:

“Where do you get your story ideas?”

For me, story ideas often come from “the headlines,” but in addition, I also luuuvvv to ask quirky fab fun “what if” questions to get crankin’ on a new book.

Here’s an example from my short story STUCK WITH A SCHMUCK:

What if you’re stuck with a schmuck on Cupid’s Big Day?

That’s the superfab fun question I asked to get my muses goin’ on STUCK WITH A SCHMUCK, which is also the prequel to STUCK WITH A STIFF (Book One of my new Stuck with a Series).

We know there are fabulous stories about being with Mr. Right on Valentine’s Day, but what if instead of the prince, you ended up with the toad? 🙂

You can read this story, along with several additional and terrific Valentine-themed short stories in one of my WG2E Anthologies (the Viva La Valentine Edition):

Or, you can catch the story in STUCK WITH A STIFF, where it serves as the prequel:

Both books are available on Amazon , B&N Nook , and Smashwords (so Sony, Kobo, iTunes and more too).

It’s Your Turn, RG2E Peeps: Let me know below which of my books you’d like to know the “where I got the idea” scoop on, and I’ll fill you in…

Also, let me know if you’d love an Ebook Gift Copy of either the Valentine Anthology or Stuck with a Stiff, and you just might win one!

The Best of RG2E Ereading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

D. D. Scott Asks: Who Says Ebook Characters Have to be Human? How ’bout Canines, Swine and Bovines?!

TGIF, RG2E Peeps!

Welcome to The RG2E and/or Welcome Back!

As many of you know, I’m a HUGE animal-lover! In fact, not a single page of my books get written without my two BFFs – Buckley and Siggy – at my feet or on my lap.

Seriously, if I’m working in my fave chair on my laptop, these two are both trying to sit with me. LOL!

***Note: Buckley is a shelter-rescued Springer Spaniel and Siggy used to belong to my new co-author David Slegg.

Not only do I write with Buckley and Siggy close-by, but I also include a bunch of four-legged characters in my books!

In other words…

Who Says Ebook Characters Have to be Human? How ’bout Canines, Swine and Bovines?!

In Bootscootin’ Blahniks, you’ll meet three superfab canines:

Dipstick and Darling

and

Studley Pete

In The Cozy Cash Mysteries, we’ve got my fave new swine…a pot-bellied pig named Vinnie:

And in my latest series The Stuck with a Series, which kicks off with Book One – Stuck with a Stiff, we’ve got one heckuva bad ass bovine in Beulah:

So, there ya have it! In D. D. Scott-ville, I treat you to a bunch of quirky crazy characters, not all of which are human! 🙂

For those of you new to my D. D. Scott-ville world of Romantic Comedies and Humorous Mysteries, the “First One is On Me,” which means my debut release – Bootscootin’ Blahniks – is FREE on all platforms (Amazon Kindle, B&N Nook, Sony, Kobo, iTunes, Diesel, Smashwords). That’s where you’ll get to know Dipstick and Darling and Studley Pete.

In the meantime, if there’s a D. D.Scott book that you’re dying to read but don’t have yet…let me know below, and you just might win an Ebook Gift Copy!!!

You can browse the entire collection in D. D. Scott-ville:

http://ddscottville.blogspot.com/p/my-books.html

Nothin’ beats treatin’ readers to great books for great prices!!!

It’s Your Turn, RG2E Peeps: Tell us about some of your fave four-legged Ebook Characters…

The Best of RG2E Ereading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder