D. D. Scott’s New Boxed Set is Here: The Cozy Cash Mysteries Boxed Set #1 (9 Books for Just $4.99)!!!

TGIF, RG2E Peeps!

It’s finally here…The Cozy Cash Mysteries Boxed Set #1…my biggest Ebook Boxed Set yet!!!

9 Books for just $4.99

THE COZY CASH MYSTERIES BOXED SET #1 – including 9 books: Cozy Cash Mysteries 1-4, the first Cozy Cash Mystery Christmas Novella, 2 short story Cozy Cash Mystery Prequels, and 2 Mom Squad Mini-Mayhem Mysteries

9 Books for just $4.99

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Amazon Top 100 Bestselling Humorous Mystery Author D. D. Scott is back…this time, with a 9-Book Special Edition Boxed Set, featuring the first five novels and four short stories from her Cozy Cash Mysteries Series.

Think Will and Kate gone-Bond…as in James Bond.

This nine-book set includes…

THUG GUARD

Think The Rachel Zoe Project meets Bond, James Bond and a Madoff-style, Ponzi-scheming King.

Zoey Witherspoon is a Rachel Zoe-esque Hollywood Stylist to The Stars – who’s also a wanna-be Stephanie Plum. She’s teamed-up with her very own Bond, James Bond-style double agent who’s about to bring down a Madoff-type, Ponzi-scheming King.

And along for the adventure, D. D.’s fans’ fave characters – The Mom Squad – a blue-haired version of Charlie’s Angels!

LIP GLOCK

Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond…and the blue-haired version of Charlie’s Angels too…Under the Tuscan Sun.

Buckle your seatbelts! It’s a super-sonic speed, action-packin’ thrill-ride, full of pot-bellied pigs, hydrofoils, and gelato!

FLUID FULFILLMENT & LICENSED FOR LOVE

(Mom Squad Mini-Mayhem Mysteries)

The Mom Squad Mini-Mayhem Mysteries are a unique treat for fans of D. D.’s Bootscootin’ & Cozy Cash Mystery Books…a short story-sized peek into her collection of interconnected books.

Each Mom Squad Mini-Mayhem Mystery features at least one of The Mom Squad quirky-crazy, blue-haired Charlie’s Angels wanna-be’s! You’ll get to meet their extended families plus learn the unique skill each Mom Squad Member has been trained-to by The Cozy Cash Mysteries’ Quarter Master R.

For Fluid Fulfillment, think Victoria’s Secret meets Kill Bill. In Licensed For Love, think Roz Focker of Meet the Fockers as The Terminator’s new Sarah Connor – partnered with – Cliff the Mailman from Cheers.

HULLABALOO AND HOLLY TOO

(A Cozy Cash Mystery Christmas Novella)

Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond in the Grinch’s Whoville.

A CUT ABOVE CRAZY

(Short Story Prequel to Carats & Coconuts)

There’s crazy.

Then there’s a cut above crazy.

And when your parents are two of the world’s top gemologists, you not only learn to deal with cuts – brilliant, baguette, briolette and the list goes on – but you also get damn good at dealin’ with the crazies that those cuts bring into your life. And by crazies, think the smugglers and thieves who transport gems around the globe.

So yeah, as you can imagine, Zoey Witherspoon’s life has been anything but Mayberry. And she doesn’t see that changing anytime soon.

CARATS & COCONUTS

Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond in the gem smuggling world of Brazil’s Amazon Rainforest…with the help of Grams, who now has a Queen of Crabby Maxine fixation.

VESUVIUS

(Short Story Prequel to The Royal Digs)

Quartermaster R’s story

THE ROYAL DIGS

What if a Drag Queen determined the United States Presidential Election?

Well…a Drag Queen with a Mob Connection. Think RuPaul as The Godfather of Wall Street.

Nothing gets to the truth faster than following the money trail, and that’s exactly what Roman, Zoey and Crew are doing.

Bonus Content Included:

D. D. also treats you to a Sneak Peek at her latest Christmas book – THE BILLIONAIRES’ CHRISTMAS CLUB – co-authored with Bestselling Amazon Author Theresa Ragan.

About the Author:

D. D. Scott is an Amazon Top 100 Bestselling Author. She’s also a Writer’s Go-To-Gal for Muse Therapy and Indie Epublishing, the Co-Founder of The WG2E – The Writer’s Guide to E-Publishing, and the Founder of The RG2E – The Reader’s Guide to E-publishing. You can get all the scoop on her, her books, her Online Classes and Live Workshops, plus juicy tidbits too from her new cyber home…D. D. Scott-ville.

Praise for D. D. Scott:

“…one of the top Romantic Comedy/Humorous Mystery writers out right now.” – ENT (Ereader News Today)

“Who Needs Bourne When You’ve Got Zoey Witherspoon… D.D. Scott is already a master at wise-cracking characters and action that moves as fast as any Ludlum flick. In fact, think of Zoey Witherspoon as Jason Bourne – with a good set of French tips and a designer holster for her Glock.” — Jeff Lee, Author of The Ladies Temperance Club’s Farewell Tour

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Okay, RG2E Peeps…who all would like an Ebook Gift Copy of my biggest Ebook Boxed Set yet?! Let us know below! I’ll Ebook Gift three sets today!!!

The Best of RG2E Reading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

Here’s a Superfab Sneak Peek at D. D. Scott’s First Cozy Cash Mystery Christmas Novella – HULLABALOO AND HOLLY TOO!

Happy Tuesday, RG2E Peeps!!!

Welcome to The RG2E and/or Welcome Back!!!

I’m over the moon to give you a Sneak Peek of…HULLABALOO AND HOLLY TOO – my first Cozy Cash Mystery Christmas Novella – coming  any moment now to all Ebook Platforms…

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$1.99

Think Will and Kate gone Bond, James Bond in the Grinch’s Who-ville.

Here’s a Sneak Peek at Chapter One:

CHAPTER ONE

And here I thought livin’ in a castle was gonna be rough.

Want to know what’s worse?

Or at least has the potential to be worse?

Goin’ home for the holidays.

That’s my current crazy trip…and when that trip includes your new fake husband, who has yet to meet his crazy-ass in-laws, the threat to your sanity ratchets up to unheard of levels.

But wait…there’s more.

And no, that’s not a line from my favorite infomercial, no matter how much I wish it was.

This is reality. My quirky-crazy reality.

So what happens when your pretend spouse finds out his in-laws are not your average in-laws?

What if…and I’m just gonna toss this idea out there.

What if…they’re Mr. and Mrs. Claus?

At least that’s who they think they are.

I know, I know…it sounds like something from a Tim Allen Santa Claus movie, right?

Well, it ain’t.

It’s my hullabaloo of a Whoville life.

Think of my world as a for-real Dr. Seuss Whoville, but one with a cast of characters makin’ it feel very Christmas with the Fockers…all year long.

And I know what you’re thinkin’…

More egg-nog, please.

And cheers to that…’cause y’all are gonna need it.

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***Note: For those of you who have CARATS & COCONUTS, I included this little holiday gem in the beginning of that book too! But, this holiday season, I’m giving HULLABALOO AND HOLLY TOO its own Special Edition Release with fabulous extras!!!

Who all would like an Ebook Gift Copy of HULLABALOO AND HOLLY TOO?! Let us know below, and you just might win one as soon as it’s available later this week!!!

The Best of RG2E Holiday Reading Wishes —

D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

D. D. Scott Treats You to Her Latest Release – THE ROYAL DIGS – and a Couple of Bitchy Signs to go with it!

Happy Thursday, RG2E Peeps!

Welcome to The RG2E and/or Welcome Back!

You asked for it, and I delivered! Here it is…Cozy Cash Mystery #4…for just 99 Cents…

What if a Drag Queen determined the United States Presidential Election?

On Amazon

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Kobo

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For THE ROYAL DIGS – Think RuPaul as The Godfather of Wall Street

Here’s another way to look at it…in D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza Style:

You can find a bunch more of my beloved Bitchy Signs on my Pinterest Board dedicated to the cause:

Bitchy Signs Galore!

Or

In D. D. Scott-ville, where I often blog on my latest Bitchy Sign Finds

Or

On both my Facebook and Twitter Pages.

From now on, I’ll also be treating you to Bitchy Signs that match the tone and elements of each of my new releases!

Nothin’ brings a smile on an otherwise crappy day like a good ol’ Bitchy Sign!!!

Now then…

Who all would like an Ebook Gift Copy of THE ROYAL DIGS?! Let me know below, and you just might win one!

Also, since this book dives into our current political circus, here’s some superfab political cartoons to enjoy during Happy Hour tonight:

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/topoftheticket/la-tot-cartoons-pg,0,1019230.photogallery

The Best of RG2E Ereading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder

D. D. Scott on Social Commentary in Ebooks

Happy Sunday, RG2E Peeps!

The past couple of weeks, I’ve been finishing up my next Cozy Cash Mystery – THE ROYAL DIGS – which will be book four in this series. That process got me to thinking a lot about the social commentary elements that make up a big part of this series and my writing in general.

For example, The Royal Digs asks several story questions that have huge social impacts such as:

1. What if a Drag Queen determined the United States Presidential Election?

(discussing alternative lifestyles and the issues faced by people living those lifestyles)

2. Does it matter that we’ve got a Presidential Nominee who keeps a majority of his money offshore to avoid paying taxes on it?

3. Does it matter that said nominee has earned his massive wealth, thanks to the money of cartel kings – whether coffee, cocoa, casinos, or cocaine (and other drugs too) – who make their living via the death squads they employ and the people whose rights they corrupt or snuff out?

Tough questions, right? With answers that have huge effects on our lives.

I love to write these kinds of “ripped from the headlines” stories because they engage readers and instantly feed on topics that are easily recognizable and emotion-packed. In other words, we, as readers, relate to them.

And in our unique Epublishing World, in which we can publish our books at a much faster rate than via Traditional Publishing, we’ve got our products on cyber shelves when these story themes and questions are still “hot” and very much a part of our social collective minds.

I’ve found that even those critics who don’t like my writing style, like the peeps at Red Adept Review who have made me their 1-Star poster kid, they still appreciate and are moved by the social commentary in my stories. Here’s what they said:

Characters waltzed trippingly from one exotic location to another like they were on the Travel Channel, which kept the pace fast, but once they arrived at most locations, food and physical appearances and snarky, amusing comments filled the pages rather than details that furthered the plot. A notable exception was the sweatshop in Secondigliano, in Naples, where I was sobered by a few paragraphs that dealt with the plight of the poor pressed into service by the Mob.

Red Adept Reviews didn’t get me as a writer for my style, but they sure related to my topics and how I presented them.

For my Cozy Cash Mysteries, I’ve explored the following topics:

1. Ponzi schemes (Madoff-style) – THUG GUARD

2. Fashion sweatshops in Naples (controlled by the local mobs and making many a pages in today’s best fashion magazines and red carpets) – LIP GLOCK

3. The gem trade (as in blood diamonds and stones) – CARATS & COCONUTS

4. The money trail of our current Republican nominee for U. S. President – THE ROYAL DIGS

5. The real owners of Wall Street – coffee, cocoa, casino and cocaine (and other drugs too) cartels – THE ROYAL DIGS

6. Banking, hedge funds and derivative trading – THE ROYAL DIGS

I use these topics to write Ebooks that are along the lines of what Bob Mayer calls “factual fiction” in which many of the plot elements I use are factually based, but I then give ’em my own quirky-crazy fictional twists and cast of characters.

***Note: THE ROYAL DIGS will release in early October!!!

It’s Your Turn, RG2E Peeps: How many of you enjoy reading Ebooks that include Social Commentary?

Also, let me know which of my Cozy Cash Mysteries you’d luv to receive an Ebook Gift Copy of, and you just might win one! ***For The Cozy Cash Mysteries think Will and Kate gone Bond…as in James Bond. (Available on Amazon , B&N Nook, and Smashwords)

The Best of RG2E Ereading Wishes — D. D. Scott , RG2E Founder

D. D. Scott Asks: Who Says Ebook Characters Have to be Human? How ’bout Canines, Swine and Bovines?!

TGIF, RG2E Peeps!

Welcome to The RG2E and/or Welcome Back!

As many of you know, I’m a HUGE animal-lover! In fact, not a single page of my books get written without my two BFFs – Buckley and Siggy – at my feet or on my lap.

Seriously, if I’m working in my fave chair on my laptop, these two are both trying to sit with me. LOL!

***Note: Buckley is a shelter-rescued Springer Spaniel and Siggy used to belong to my new co-author David Slegg.

Not only do I write with Buckley and Siggy close-by, but I also include a bunch of four-legged characters in my books!

In other words…

Who Says Ebook Characters Have to be Human? How ’bout Canines, Swine and Bovines?!

In Bootscootin’ Blahniks, you’ll meet three superfab canines:

Dipstick and Darling

and

Studley Pete

In The Cozy Cash Mysteries, we’ve got my fave new swine…a pot-bellied pig named Vinnie:

And in my latest series The Stuck with a Series, which kicks off with Book One – Stuck with a Stiff, we’ve got one heckuva bad ass bovine in Beulah:

So, there ya have it! In D. D. Scott-ville, I treat you to a bunch of quirky crazy characters, not all of which are human! 🙂

For those of you new to my D. D. Scott-ville world of Romantic Comedies and Humorous Mysteries, the “First One is On Me,” which means my debut release – Bootscootin’ Blahniks – is FREE on all platforms (Amazon Kindle, B&N Nook, Sony, Kobo, iTunes, Diesel, Smashwords). That’s where you’ll get to know Dipstick and Darling and Studley Pete.

In the meantime, if there’s a D. D.Scott book that you’re dying to read but don’t have yet…let me know below, and you just might win an Ebook Gift Copy!!!

You can browse the entire collection in D. D. Scott-ville:

http://ddscottville.blogspot.com/p/my-books.html

Nothin’ beats treatin’ readers to great books for great prices!!!

It’s Your Turn, RG2E Peeps: Tell us about some of your fave four-legged Ebook Characters…

The Best of RG2E Ereading Wishes — D. D. Scott, RG2E Founder